Jokes Everyday life and customs

Hey There,
I think it would be nice to tell some funny jokes to others.
So, feel free to write some in here.

What's an alligator in a detective jacket ?
An investigator !

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE... HEHEHE... Eh... e...😅

not sure you will laugh at

There is another topic about it, you should come there. Besides, it reminds me that I didn't write the third adventure of Darren with the aliens.

The fire is grown
Its tongue could reach the sky
It can melt the cloud
The birds would be fallen
If they passed over and wide
The danger would surround
The boy was astonished
He cried, cried a lot
The fire had not heart
It burned and killed
It is enormous over thought
Stop, stop, the obey ordered
Then he argued
The fire is danger
It is crawled as oracular
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The fire is grown
Its tongue could reach the sky
It can melt the cloud
The birds would be fallen
If they passed over and wide
The danger would surround
The boy was astonished
He cried, cried a lot
The fire had not heart
It burned and killed
It is enormous over thought
Stop, stop, the obey ordered
Then he argued
The fire is danger
It is crawled as oracular
Big, big as monster
Its shape was as wild
Came from abdomen of the past
Stop, stop
The fire could not respond
The fire could not act
Except attack
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People from different countries and languages may have difficulty understanding each other's jokes

Well,I am not sure if you can get my joke.
I was asked by my friend if I have a boyfriend.And I said "Yes, but he is from another nation."
She"Which nation?"
Me''imagination'

"Why art after the WW2 sucks"
"Because they don't dare to let art students fail an exam anymore."🤣🤣🤣

Not sure if you'll get it,but it's quite funny😂

"So how do you Bohemians usually welcome new friends?"
"g=9.8m/s²，measure it again."

Not sure if you'll get it,but it's quite funny😂

"So how do you Bohemians usually welcome new friends?"
"g=9.8m/s²，measure it again."

I is well known that a day not laughed is a day not lived.(dutch saying)

A man visits the doctor. asks the doctor; "Will you clear that up?"

In a French primary school,the teacher asks a student :
"How much is 2+3?"
"I don't know."
"What about 1+3?"
"Idk."
"Well...Then what about 4×20+10+8?"
"Oh I know! It's 98!"

I think you'll get it if you know a little French hahaha😂

In a French primary school,the teacher asks a student :
"How much is 2+3?"
"I don't know."
"What about 1+3?"
"Idk."
"Well...Then what about 4×20+10+8?"
"Oh I know! It's 98!"

I think you'll get it if you know a little French hahaha😂

😂😂 I got it

Tom goes to his violin lesson when he opens his violin box he found a pistol in it .
Oh no,he says ,now my dad is standing with a violin in the bank

Tom goes to his violin lesson when he opens his violin box he found a pistol in it .
Oh no,he says ,now my dad is standing with a violin in the bank

In a French primary school,the teacher asks a student :
"How much is 2+3?"
"I don't know."
"What about 1+3?"
"Idk."
"Well...Then what about 4×20+10+8?"
"Oh I know! It's 98!"

I think you'll get it if you know a little French hahaha😂

Quatre-vingt-dix-huit 🤣🤣